so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Randomize
