he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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