woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
is it fun? or sober?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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