I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Nothing like introducing yourself to your high school boyfriend's wife as "the girl who took his virginity"
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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