she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
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