I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I was scoping hash out of our weed jar with a spoon and I realized we need to buy actual utensils. This plastic shit is killing me I've broke 3 spoons
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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