Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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