Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I cant prove it..but im almost positive that you were just outside my window watching me while eating out of a bag of Cheetos...
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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