grandma shit on top of the toilet
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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