no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
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