your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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