he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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