How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
When he pulls out of you and farts and says ahh I wanted to do that for the past 30 mins ....you rethink the next drunken hook up
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
There is a midget in cheetah face paint on a leash here
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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