I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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