Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Can you bring me the toilet please
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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