remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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