Whod you bang
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
All I've succeeded in doing since I saw you is drool on my shoulder
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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