How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
You've changed since you got that strap on
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Now that I'm sober I feel the need to tell you that I'm not really a fish whisperer....
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