Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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