Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I really don't understand how I cannot figure out how to work a fucking can opener when I'm hungover. Yet I still retained the ability to take a perfectly symmetrical picture of my erect penis and send it to every person in Matt's contacts the night before.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
You don't make any sense
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