this boner is exhausting
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
We tried. It's impossible to cum while bouncing on a trampoline. It's like trying to sneeze while keeping your eyes open.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
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