never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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