The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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