apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I woke up spooning my guard tube. Tell me I'm not the most dedicated lifeguard ever
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
