It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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