Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I don't want my vagina anymore.
This is getting exciting. I almost wanna turn off all the lights, get some popcorn, and stare at my phone screen to see if she's going to say yes or not
And on a much sadder note, I'm way to drunk for this right now
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