Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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