I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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