I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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