ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Whiskey dick is like insurance for making bad decisions
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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