Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You are a genius and a whore.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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