Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
My ass is underappreciated
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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