Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
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