You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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