Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
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I asked my mom if I was the drunkest one in the room. With 8 days till I go back to school, I couldn't care less about being shitfaced at a baptism
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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