strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Randomize
