So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
We have so much sex to catch up on
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
Listen, all I’m saying is, if you’re lying naked next to a hot chick, you don’t start discussing dental hygiene.
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