i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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