VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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