Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
downside - we got stuck at the intersection before the santa clause parade started and had to wait for it to end. upside - i got frontrow seats and a blow job to the santa clause parade.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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