Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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