She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
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