He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
Drinks have officially taken priority over self-respect, and I'm not even all that torn up about it.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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