I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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