i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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