i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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