I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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