seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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