rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Congratulations! We have a period
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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