normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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