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Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
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He literally stole all the change that was on my floor and ran away while I was peeing. I have to rethink my standards.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
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