it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Randomize