Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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