That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
On a totally unrelated note, captain four hour sexcapades lost it in his boxers this morning and tried to pretend it didnt happen. Lmao
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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