it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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